Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Lunch Lady

Did you ever have to work in the cafeteria when you were in middle school? I remember in eighth grade when I had to help the lunch ladies out for a day. A kid named Andrew Berger and me reported to the cafeteria at about 8 30 or so. When we got there we were a little scared because the lunch ladies at our school were a little scary (one of them was missing an eye ball and another had parkinsons disease and could never get the food on the plate). They told us to start making sandwiches that consisted of ham cheese bread and crap. We excluded the crap from our sandwhiches and they turned out to be delicious, who wouldve thought it? But anyways, while we were slaving over the hot stove making lunch for all of our classmates, the lunch ladies were playing craps in the corner. Im kidding about that but we really did do most of the work. They were pretty nice to us because they let us have free ice cream and we didnt have to pay for our lunches when it was time for us to eat.

In the end, I realized that the lunch ladies were nice but thet were really, really lazy.

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